There are a few truly
awkward moments in life and just getting through them without saying
something you’ll later regret is a major feat.
Like the time you insisted
on picking up that big dinner check for your in-laws, only to discover
that you left your wallet in your other suit and this place won’t
honor your K-Mart debit card. Or the time you were making that big
presentation at a conference and realized that you’ve got
your son’s 10th grade biology homework and he’s sitting
in fifth hour with your pie chart overheads. But having to give
an employment reference for a lousy former employee has got to rate
as one of the worst. However, armed with enough ambiguity and double-entendres
you can make even Barney Fife sound competent.
The Web site laughnet.net
has some ingenious suggestions for the reluctant reference giver.
For the chronically absent employee you could say, "A man like
him is hard to find." The employee with no ambition could be
described with, "You would indeed be fortunate to get this
person to work for you." While these responses can keep you
out of trouble, they are not honest (there’s that pesky integrity
thing again), and you certainly would hate being on the receiving
end of such dodge-and-weave behavior.
In an article published
in Recruiting Trends magazine (August 1998), Lewis Silverman has
outlined seven tips on reference checking. Silverman is a partner
at Jackson, Lewis, Schnitzler and Krupman, a White Plains, NY, law
firm specializing in employment law.