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I admit to being a complete
computer illiterate. I am what the educators call "technologically
challenged." Computers and me are like the Notre Dame place-kicker
I know how to boot-it-up, but after that, I can only say a silent
Hail Mary. A technoweenie friend of mine decided he was going to
drag me into the information age. He designed a quiz to test me
on the basics. "What is RAM?" he asked. "The degree
of force needed to insert the disk into the hard drive?" I
answered. He was not amused. Actually, RAM
is random access memory which temporarily stores the data a PC needs
to function. "All right, let's try another one megahertz. What's
that?" "How much it hurts when you bang your knee on the
corner of the computer desk?" I responded. At this point, he's
becoming red in the face, but he's still trying. "Megahertz,"
he said tersely, "is the speed at which the computer's microprocessor
cycles or vibrates per second. This is a common measure of chip
speed," he replied in a rather superior tone. Well, "lah-dee-dah,"
I thought to myself.
"Okay, how about
a gigabyte? What's a Gigabyte?" A small snicker escaped from
my lips. "Hey, I'm trying to help you here. Are you going to
take this seriously? "I'm sorry, but you can't tell me that
'gigabyte' isn't a funny word. Let's see, gigabyte . . .is it the
sound your computer makes when you spill a Diet Coke on the keyboard?"
"Okay, that's it. I'm through." "I'm sorry; I'm sorry.
I'll be good." "Actually," he said after a long pause,
"a gigabyte is a measure of memory. One gigabyte equals 1,000
megabytes or 1,073,741,824 bytes of memory." Wow, that's impressive.
"One more please," I begged. "All right. What's the
motherboard?". Now any self-respecting technoweenie knows that
the motherboard is the main part inside the PC. It includes a microprocessor,
other chips, and slots to add other parts. I was determined to get
this one, so I thought long and hard before I answered confidently,
"It is the part of the software program that flashes messages
on the screen periodically, like . . 'Sit-up straight; don't slouch',
and 'Are you going to wear that the rest of the day?' 'Be careful
with that mouse; you're going to put your eye out." As I finished,
he uttered an expletive, threw his clipboard up in the air, and
left the room. This man obviously doesn't have the patience to be
a teacher.
Luckily for us technologically-challenged
folks there are experts who understand that a human resource information
system (HRIS) is a systematic procedure for gathering, storing,
maintaining, retrieving, and revising HR data. An automated HRIS
benefits an organization by:
- Reducing paperwork
and manual record keeping
- Allowing information
to be retrieved quickly
- Allowing analysis
of HR issues to be done quickly
- Turning data into
meaningful information
HRIS is a planning tool
used for labor supply/demand forecasts and for simplifying the hiring
process. It offers an automated method for defining positions, establishing
wage and salary tables, and relating information to employees. Performance
appraisal information can be retrieved in interactive queries to
allow you to select top performers as the organization changes and
grows. Additional applications are career pathing, compensation
and benefits, and ensuring that confidential information is protected
from unauthorized access. A well designed HRIS tracks grievances
and disciplinary actions, detailed union information, time, attendance,
safety, and turnover data. It also helps produce regulatory compliance
reports for the EEOC and OSHA. It can do all this, and you don't
need to know what a gigabyte is.
There are essentially
six steps in setting up a HRIS in your organization:
- identify all users
and build a team
- analyze needs
- prepare a RFP
- select a system
- implement the system
- review, evaluate,
and update the system
The costs of the system
must be weighed against the savings in terms of reduced mailing,
printing and administration. The value of HRIS is making it easier
to retrieve and utilize information. This value is lost, however,
if the system is difficult to use. If you have to become a technoweenie
to use the HRIS, it isn't worth it. Believe me, they have no sense
of humor at all. |